I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way. Commentary:"Sorry, I can't sugarcoat it – I was born a straight shooter thanks to the universe's quirky sense of humor! 🌌🎲 #BluntAndRollingWithIt" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha. Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign. I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons. In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.