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Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

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I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

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What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

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Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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