I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.