I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.