I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

Commentary:
"Just when you thought your bathrobe was only for lazy mornings and lounging…turns out it's the ultimate tool for getting that much-needed privacy fence! Who knew fashion could be so persuasive? 🚪🛋️🌳 #FashionGoals #NeighborhoodTactics"