I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted. Posted onMay 23, 2024May 23, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth. If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.
