I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic ‘cookie chaser’ diet technique – because nothing says ‘healthy lifestyle’ like using dessert to swallow your diet pill 🍪💊 Hopefully the cookies don’t cancel out the pill! 😅”

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