Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Everything will kill you so pick something fun.
  • I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
  • Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.
  • “Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.
  • Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.
  • Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.