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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat…

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat…

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'cookie chaser' diet technique – because nothing says 'healthy lifestyle' like using dessert to swallow your diet pill 🍪💊 Hopefully the cookies don't cancel out the pill! 😅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cooky, diet, diet pill, eat, eating, food, help, humor, i, loss, nervous, pill, push, push down, stick, struggle, throat, weight, weight loss on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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