I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count. Posted on5 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.
