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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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Earth is hard.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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Let me help you turn that software into hardware.