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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

Commentary:
Well, watch out folks, we have a dynamite over here! 💥🌸 Remember, handle with care or you might end up feeling the explosion! 🧨 #HandleWithCaution

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bomb, comparison, flower, fragile, humor, irony, toughness on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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