I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

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Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.