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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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"Who said I'm gaining weight? I'm just expanding my storylines! 📚💪 Don't judge me, I'm just adding more chapters to my life! 📖🍕"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged body, body image, content, fat, getting, humor, image, perspective, self-deprecation on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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← When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late. →
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