Iβm only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain. Posted onJan 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Still holding out hope for my royal retirement fund! ππΈπ #RoyalWaitingGame" Related funny posts π The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family. I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne. Gosh, being a princess is exhausting. Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through. You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’