Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.
  • Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!
  • The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.
  • Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.
  • People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
  • If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.