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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.