💾 Save Image I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like I'll need to start a 'Low Standards Anonymous' support group 😂🙄 #SingleAndNotSettling" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us. Single in the womb, single till the tomb! There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: dating, everyone, expectations, humor, relationship, self-reflection, shortcomings, single