I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings. Commentary:"Looks like I'll need to start a 'Low Standards Anonymous' support group 😂🙄 #SingleAndNotSettling" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings. You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us. I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.