💾 Save Image I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park. Jan 24, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs relaxation when you can have a raptor-inspired adventure? 🦖 Just don't forget your T-Rex repellent! 🏝️ #DesperateTimesCallForDinoVacation" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park. If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet. December. A desperate celebration of an end. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: adventure, all inclusive, desperation, escape, humor, ID, inclusive, jurassic, Jurassic Park, park, point, spend, theme, theme park, travel, vacation, week