I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs relaxation when you can have a raptor-inspired adventure? 🦖 Just don't forget your T-Rex repellent! 🏝️ #DesperateTimesCallForDinoVacation" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park. It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.” Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil. Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park. Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.