I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore. I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park. My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet. Twitter is an abusement park. You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.