I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.