Wordgag 🎅

Commentary:
"No worries, Frodo is on a quest to destroy the One Ring and here you are on a quest to binge-watch LOTR TikToks! 🧝‍♂️📱 Don't worry, Gandalf will forgive your delayed response!"

back, busy, clips, humor, lord, Lord of the Rings, mini, mini clips, procrastination, rings, social media, text, TikTok, watching

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

0

2 months ago

accessory, activity, cleaning, doing, dress, dress up, fun, fun activity, home, home cleaning, humor, little, outfits, pet, pet accessory, Roomba
How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

0

2 months ago

appointment, awkward, awkward moment, bank, call, cancel, funny situation, humor, just, moment, say, situation, someone, sperm, sperm bank
Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

0

1 month ago

back, cowgirl, dating, fair, gang, gang signs, humor, joke, perspective, playful, position, reverse, reverse cowgirl, seeing, sex, sex position, sexy, signs, t, throwing, trade, view, why
Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

0

2 months ago

focus, fun, humor, i, quit, summer, vacation
I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

0

2 months ago

again, asleep, back, bedroom, cat, chair, crucifix, empty, fall, fear, hate, hisses, holding, humor, i, pet, runs, sleep, superstition
Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

0

2 months ago

awkward, awkward situation, every, fart, humor, interaction, panic, panic room, reaction, room, situation, social, social interaction, someone

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎁🎅🎄 Christmas Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

19 shares on Discord this month:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

77 shares on X this month:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Going viral on Messenger:

My lips could use some attention today.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

Going bananas on Slack:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Trending via Telegram:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Going viral on Facebook:

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

Seen just now on Messenger:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Wordgag 🎅

Activity Log ✨

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨