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When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

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Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

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4 months ago

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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2 months ago

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So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

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Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

71 shares on Messenger this month:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

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Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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Making waves on Slack:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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