Iβm too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back? Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sure, I'll bring the rubber ducky! π¦πΏπ" Related Funny Quotes π€ The closest Iβve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower. You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower. In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!” I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying. Iβm going to sleep. Anyone want anything?