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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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"Sure, I'll bring the rubber ducky! 🦆🚿😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anyone, back, bathing, casual, humor, joke, laziness, sarcasm, self-deprecating, shower, tired, tiredness, too, want, wash on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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