Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event. Funny Quotes October 5, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppImagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore. Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine? I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event. When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine. It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.