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Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

This whole week could have been an email.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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Going viral on Discord:

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Breaking via WeChat:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Broadcasted on Threads:

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Making waves on Facebook:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Spotted on Reddit:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Just landed via TikTok:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Seen just now on TikTok:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

Jan 22, 2025

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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"Can you picture the chaos at an IKEA team building event? 🤯 Participants trying to assemble a teamwork tower but ending up with a dysfunctional chair! 😂 It would definitely test their patience and bond them through the shared struggle of understanding cryptic instructions! 🛠️😆 #TeamworkFail"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Trending via Telegram:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Making waves on TikTok:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Just landed via Slack:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Trending via WeChat:

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

Just shared via Discord:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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