In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.” Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIn a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview. Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical. I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures? Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you. They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.