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"Ah, the age-old job interview strategy: when in doubt, just channel your inner Jerry Maguire and profess your undying love for the interviewer. Who needs qualifications when you have romance on your side, right?"

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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13 shares on Telegram this month:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

91 shares on Discord this month:

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

55 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Just landed via Instagram:

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

Going viral on Facebook:

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

Making waves on Telegram:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Spotted on Messenger:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Spotted on Discord:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Trending via TikTok:

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Spotted on Slack:

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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