💾 Save Image Instead of saying โGood morning,โ my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept. 6 hours ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🌞💤 "Who needs good mornings when you can bond over bad nights of sleep? Sounds like a sure way to start the day on a relatable note! 😅💤 #SleeptalkOverCoffee" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat. If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning. If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: conversations, explanations, good, humor, i, morning, relationship, routine, saying, sleep, straight, wife
