Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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🌞💤 "Who needs good mornings when you can bond over bad nights of sleep? Sounds like a sure way to start the day on a relatable note! 😅💤 #SleeptalkOverCoffee"

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.