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  • According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!
  • Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.
  • Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.
  • If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.
  • I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.
  • There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.