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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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I’m running out of people I like.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

Weddings should have a worst man.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

82 shares on YouTube this month:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

81 shares on Messenger this month:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

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If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

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Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

Going viral on Messenger:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Going viral on YouTube:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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