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What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.