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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.