It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Commentary:
“Ah, the eternal cycle of Mondays! Just when you think the weekend vibes are kicking in, bam! Monday strikes again like clockwork ⏰😅 It’s the never-ending saga of alarms, coffee, and the unrelenting quest for that elusive weekend feeling! Hang in there, folks! 🙃 #MondayMadness”

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