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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.