It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

17 shares on Instagram this month:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

70 shares on Instagram this month:

Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.