It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.