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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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