It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

It's amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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“Move over Shakespeare, we’ve got a literary genius in the form of a Penguin 🐧📚 Who knew they were hiding such talent beneath those tuxedos?”

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