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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Sane is boring.

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Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

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If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

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We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

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