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Men make it so easy to hate them.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

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Work beers should be a daily thing.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

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They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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