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Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Trending via Discord:

What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

Trending via Reddit:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Just landed via Threads:

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

Breaking via WeChat:

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Just shared via Facebook:

“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Witty quote about realizing many adults aren't very clever, with playful, humorous tone.

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"Ah, the harsh reality of adulting: realizing that not all grown-ups are as smart as they seemed when we were young 🧠💡. It's a tough pill to swallow, especially when you start to suspect that your childhood heroes might have just been winging it all along! 🤷‍♂️🙈 #AdultingIsHard"

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14 shares on Threads this month:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

65 shares on Threads this month:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

80 shares on X this month:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

84 shares on Slack this month:

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This can’t be the life I protected with a mask in 2020.

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He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

This simulation is no longer boring, since they replaced management.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Making waves on WeChat:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Spotted on X:

It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

Breaking via Telegram:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Trending via Slack:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Live now on Twitch:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Going viral on TikTok:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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