It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

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Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.