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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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"When did I lose my genie privileges? 😂🧞‍♂️✨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged command, even, frustration, humor, irony, joke, relationship, sarcasm, wish on May 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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