Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

Commentary:
"When did I lose my genie privileges? 😂🧞‍♂️✨"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.
  • I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.
  • That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.
  • I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.
  • I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged command, even, frustration, humor, irony, joke, relationship, sarcasm, wish on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong? They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits. →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • back
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny News Ticker 😂

  • 40 Funny Art Captions to Draw Out the Laughs
  • 40 Funny Chocolate Captions to Sweeten Your Feed
  • 40 Funny Tech Captions to Upgrade Your Humor
  • 40 Funny Snowboarding Captions to Shred with Laughter
  • 40 Funny Bicycle Captions to Pedal Your Way to Fun
  • 40 Funny Gardening Tool Captions That Will Prune Your Senses
  • 40 Funny Photography Captions to Capture Your Humor
  • 40 Funny Carnival Captions for a Ferris Wheel of Fun
  • 40 Funny Pancake Captions to Flip Your Feed with Laughs
  • 50+ Funny Nature Jokes That’ll Make the Outdoors Hilarious
Proudly powered by WordPress