It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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Ah, I see we’re playing the classic game of “It’s not you, it’s everything about you”. 🤔💬 On the bright side, at least it’s specific feedback, right? 🌟😅 Just a little something to keep in mind when you’re planning your next stand-up comedy routine! 🎤🤣

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