It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old debate of dried paint versus artistic masterpieces! 🎨🤔 Who knew that the simple act of not being able to touch the drying paint would make all the difference in making it a “boring” activity? Maybe we should appreciate the patience and anticipation it takes for that paint to dry – it’s like waiting for a masterpiece in slow motion! 😉🖌️

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