“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit. Posted on3 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the classic swimsuit season dilemma: To wear the swimsuit or eat the swimsuit? 🤔👙🍔 Just making sure I'm well-prepped for all beach activities, right? 😅 #summerbodygoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month. Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting. The season is back when women are 80% scarf.