“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month. It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick. The season is back when women are 80% scarf.