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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.