“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.
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"Ah, the classic swimsuit season dilemma: To wear the swimsuit or eat the swimsuit? 🤔👙🍔 Just making sure I'm well-prepped for all beach activities, right? 😅 #summerbodygoals"

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