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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already ga…

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already ga…

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Oh, the ultimate mystery of diets – where salads make you gain weight and cookies disappear miraculously 😂🍪 It's like the scale is playing a sneaky game of hide and seek with your progress! Keep going, you're one week closer to solving the grand puzzle of dieting 😉💪

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged diet, fitness, gaining, humor, i, irony, struggle, week, weight on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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