I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Commentary:
Oh, the ultimate mystery of diets – where salads make you gain weight and cookies disappear miraculously πŸ˜‚πŸͺ It's like the scale is playing a sneaky game of hide and seek with your progress! Keep going, you're one week closer to solving the grand puzzle of dieting πŸ˜‰πŸ’ͺ