I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry. The only thing I gained this year is weight. The only thing I gained so far this year is weight. I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.