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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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Canโ€™t. Inventing new things to worry about.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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Changed my bio on bumble to โ€œIโ€™m gonna murder ur whole familyโ€ and guys still responded.

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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What Iโ€™m trying to say is, “Hello, hereโ€™s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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Iโ€™ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Iโ€™ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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No, thanksโ€”social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.