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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

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Being awake is the worst.

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Right before rock bottom, youโ€™ll have a city builder game on your phone.

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At least life has music.

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Occupation: the ugly friend!

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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Iโ€™ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Iโ€™ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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