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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

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In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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