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  • “Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”
  • Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.
  • You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.
  • I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.
  • “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.
  • Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?