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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

57 shares on X this month:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

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We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.

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Showing my barber a picture of a dinosaur.

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

I need a long hot meteor shower.

January: the Monday of months.

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

I need a long hot meteor shower.

January: the Monday of months.

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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