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After being raised on Disney movies, Iโ€™m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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Can we skip to the rich part?

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The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

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I used to work at McDonaldโ€™s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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"Who wouldn't want to give an elephant a trunk upgrade? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ Talk about making a real change even after you've kicked the bucket! #OrganDonationGoals"



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