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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

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My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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