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  • Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.
  • Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.
  • The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.
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  • Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.