Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history. Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing. Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.