Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like even the Son of God can't escape the embarrassment of his browsing habits! 😅💻🙈 No wonder he needed a miracle to rise again! #ClearYourHistoryJesus" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history. Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing. Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape. TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier. Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.
