Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history. Funny Quotes July 8, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history. Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing. Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.