Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.