Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJust flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used. Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress. The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once. King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.