Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

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I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

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“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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Hold on, let me overthink this.