Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mischievous ways of technology! It's like laptops have a secret pact to slow down just when you need them the most. Maybe they're plotting to teach us all a lesson in patience. Or maybe they just enjoy seeing us frantically hitting the refresh button. Either way, it's a hauntingly slow dance with our devices."