Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.
  • Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!
  • Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.
  • My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
  • I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.
  • My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.