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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

For Halloween, I will be okay.

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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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