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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

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Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

66 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

39 shares on X this month:

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

38 shares on X this month:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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The world started without permission again.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

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The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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