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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.