Trendy Funny Quotes

  • They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.
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  • Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.
  • No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.
  • Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
  • The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.