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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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I disagree with my politics.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.