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  • Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.
  • Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
  • It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…
  • If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?
  • When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.
  • For the record, I use a turntable.