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I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.