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  • Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.
  • Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.
  • Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.
  • I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.
  • God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.
  • I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.