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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.