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Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Making waves on Facebook:

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Just landed via Threads:

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

Spotted on X:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Breaking via Telegram:

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

1 month ago

Witty quote about Frodo's brave journey and his pesky friend from Lord of the Rings.

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"Lord of the Rings: A tale of a pint-sized hero with a golden heart and his unexpected travel buddy, Frodo – the ring bearer, the forever hungry, and the undisputed champion of 'worst travel companion ever' 🌟🍔 #AdventuresOfFrodoAndHisPersonalSpaceBubble"

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85 shares on Facebook this month:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

78 shares on Discord this month:

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

53 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

96 shares on Discord this month:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

92 shares on Slack this month:

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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9 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

Live now on Facebook:

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

Just landed via Instagram:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Just landed via Instagram:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Shared recently on Threads:

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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