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29 shares on X this month:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

13 shares on Slack this month:

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

48 shares on X this month:

I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.

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Onion rings? I’m answering.

36 shares on Slack this month:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

100 shares on Threads this month:

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

12 shares on Threads this month:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

82 shares on Facebook this month:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

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Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Seen just now on Instagram:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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“You’re crazy.” God forbid I keep my family traits alive.

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I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

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The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Going bananas on Reddit:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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