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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

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I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

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Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

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I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

95 shares on Slack this month:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

16 shares on Threads this month:

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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I told ChatGPT about us.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Making waves on Threads:

Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Making waves on Telegram:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

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My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

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