Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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"From standing out in a crowd to blending in at dull meetings – who knew adulting came with such plot twists? 🤷‍♂️ At least you can brag about your versatility, right?"

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