Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only t… Commentary:"From standing out in a crowd to blending in at dull meetings – who knew adulting came with such plot twists? 🤷♂️ At least you can brag about your versatility, right?" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years. 80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful. My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago. I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago. Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.