Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.