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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

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2 months ago

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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2 months ago

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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2 months ago

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

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2 months ago

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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2 months ago

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93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

21 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

26 shares on Messenger this month:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

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On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Just landed via Messenger:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Freshly posted on Discord:

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Shared recently on Messenger:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Shared recently on YouTube:

This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

Spotted on YouTube:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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