Trendy Funny Quotes

  • A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.
  • Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.
  • Twitter is an abusement park.
  • Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?
  • Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.
  • Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.