Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMaybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”? Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track? That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again. Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars. I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.