Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

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Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.