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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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All pants are tear away pants if youโ€™re strong enough.

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The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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Well, embracing the great outdoors as your personal restroom might solve your cleaning woes, but you might find some unexpected guests critiquing your technique. Just be prepared for nature's judgmental stares and perhaps a few awkward encounters with the local wildlife!



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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of โ€˜sugar daddyโ€™ is glucose guardian.

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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And for my next trick, Iโ€™m going to make this first date the last date.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.