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"Ah, the age-old dilemma: should you focus on inner beauty or just ingest some cosmetics and call it a day? Either way, just remember that true beauty shines from within…even if it's coated in foundation and sprinkled with glitter!"

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

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Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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