Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Commentary:
“Ah, the age-old dilemma: should you focus on inner beauty or just ingest some cosmetics and call it a day? Either way, just remember that true beauty shines from within…even if it’s coated in foundation and sprinkled with glitter!”

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