Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.