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Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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🔥 When you thought it was all about rescuing cute fluffy kitties, but then it's time to slide down the fire pole and face the real deal! 🚒🔥 "We're going where?" Oh, dear volunteer firefighter, get ready for some purr-fectly unexpected adventures ahead! 😺🔥 #NotJustCatRescues #FirefighterLife

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cat, cats, expectation, firefighter, first week, going, humor, me, rescue, surprise, thinking, volunteer, week, where on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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