Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMen: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you. Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.