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"Men: Masters of multitasking – balancing sports 🏈, laundry 🧺, and remembering important dates like your birthday 🎉…whoops, scratch that last one! 😂"

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10 shares on Instagram this month:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

35 shares on Slack this month:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

15 shares on Threads this month:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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Going viral on Slack:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Trending via YouTube:

“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Breaking via YouTube:

Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

Spotted on Facebook:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

Spotted on Discord:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Just landed via Slack:

Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

Trending via Messenger:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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