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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

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Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.