Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess times have changed from shields to snuggles! π‘οΈβ‘οΈπ₯ #CuddleWarriors Related Funny Posts π€ Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha. Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry. I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them. Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat. I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.