Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMonday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning. If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.