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My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.