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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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"Remember, money can make people do crazy things, like murder! 💸💀 So, if you want to avoid any drama and stay safe, just stay broke and enjoy the simple things in life! 🤑🚫 #BrokeButHappy"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, always, broke, dark, dark humor, financial, financial advice, humor, irony, money, motive, murder, stay, stay broke on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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