Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Remember, money can make people do crazy things, like murder! ๐ธ๐ So, if you want to avoid any drama and stay safe, just stay broke and enjoy the simple things in life! ๐ค๐ซ #BrokeButHappy" Related Funny Posts ๐ค I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well. “This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke. There is too much money in the world for me to be broke. When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when youโre broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m. At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.