Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMuch like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other. It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. I think my soulmate might be carbs. Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.
