Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day. Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Living life like an Olympic sprinter: carb-ing up, sprinting hard, then gracefully bowing out for a well-deserved nap 😂🍝💤 #LifeGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other. It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.
