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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exe…

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exe…

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"Living life like an Olympic sprinter: carb-ing up, sprinting hard, then gracefully bowing out for a well-deserved nap 😂🍝💤 #LifeGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, carbs, day, effort, exertion, fitness, humor, i, laziness, load, minutes, much, myself, Olympic, quit, rest, sprinter on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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