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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

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Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.