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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.