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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.