My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!” Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow. Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business. Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.