My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.
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"Keeping it cool under pressure: the art of 'I don't give a ship' 🚢😎 Who knew indifference could be so Zen?"

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